A church Christmas program spins hilariously out of control in this Southern farce about squabbling sisters, family secrets, a surly Santa, a vengeful sheep and a reluctant Elvis impersonator.

It’s Christmas-time in the small town of Fayro, Texas, and the infamous Futrelle Sisters Frankie, Twink and Honey Raye are not exactly in a festive mood. A cranky Frankie is weeks overdue with her second set of twins. Twink, recently jilted and bitter about it, is in jail for inadvertently burning down half the town. And hot-flash-suffering Honey Raye is desperately trying to keep the Tabernacle of the Lamb’s Christmas Program from spiraling into chaos. If y’all bring the eggnog, we’ll provide all the belly-laughs! Ho-ho!

Performances: December 9th and 10th at 7:30 pm. December 11th at 2:00 pm. December 16th and 17th at 7:30 pm at the Greenville Area Community Center, 900 E. Kent St. in Greenville.

Tickets are $13 for Adults and $11 for Students and Senior Citizens.

GET a $1 discount off ticket or concession while supporting teens placed in foster care with small donations such as: $5 fast-food gift cards, cinch sack bags or backpacks, earbud/headphones, journals, adult coloring books, Sharpies pens, body spray, socks, or deodorant.