Auditions for: What the Bellhop Saw


Farce / 8m, 4f / Interior / A nice fellow checks into an expensive suite in New York City’s finest hotel, precipitating a fantastic nightmare involving a Salman Rushdie type author, an Iranian terrorist, a shrew like woman, a conniving bellboy, an incompetent F.B.I. agent, a nubile celebrity mad maid, a dimwitted secretary and a little pig tailed girl. Gag lines are popping as events transpire at a whirlwind velocity. Topical humor blends with the traditional antics of farce: doors slamming, characters careening and confusion reigning supreme.

February 7 and 8 from 7:00 – 9:00
at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church
FRCP is back and kicking off the 2022 production year with What the Bellhop Saw. Directed by Dennis Hess, assisted by Linda Custer and Produced by Cheryl Willard. The play was written by Billy Van Zandt and Jane Milmore.
What the Bellhop Saw is; “A fantastic nightmare involving a Salman Rushdie-type author, an Iranian terrorist, a vile wife from hell, a conniving bellboy, an incompetent F.B.I. agent, a nubile celebrity mad maid, a dimwitted secretary, and a little pig tailed girl. Gag lines are popping as events transpire at a whirlwind velocity. Topical humor blends with the traditional antics of farce: doors slamming, characters careening and confusion reigning supreme. Including the show stopping silent ‘Bellhop Ballet’.” (concordtheatricals.com)
Our cast includes:
Georgie: the drab accountant married to a demon wife.
Wally: a quick-thinking bellboy
Babu: a bumbling assassin
Arlene: the evil wife of Georgie
Roger: an author
Stan: a bumbling F.B.I. agent
Missy: a maid determined to make it onto the big screen
Heather: the innocent secretary
Bickhardt: the hotel manager
Guest: a guest in the room next door
Little Heidi: Roger’s daughter
Number Five: a second F.B.I agent
Auditions will be Monday, February 7, 2022, and Tuesday, February 8 at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 305 S. Clay St. Greenville MI 48838, from 7:00 to 9:00 pm.
Call backs are set for Thursday, February 10.
Performances will be April 1 and 2, and April 8,
9 and 10.
Please come out and audition for this hysterical show.
For more information contact Linda Custer at custer.FRCP@gmail.com.

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